Poking the Panda

f you saw a hungry, angry, trapped bear would you (A) poke it in the nose? Or (B) try to tranquilize and contain it?

My party of choice’s leader, Nancy Pelosi, picked option A last week. Her excursion to Taiwan was a reckless slap in the face for an angry, unstable, prideful, nuclear panda. It was a dumb move. And it came just at the moment when we could have used China’s financial woes as leverage to curb their expansionism and human rights violations.

The China Shot That Says It All

Worshipping the revolution that screwed him over, an old man in China practices Tai Chi in front of a war memorial wall. Ominous much? Yeah. That’s what I thought, too. I am on my way to a big, new Buddhist temple when I see this old dude doing his martial arts practice in front of…… Continue reading The China Shot That Says It All

Random Acts of Cleanness

The damned souls of countless cows, chickens and even soles will tell you that I’m not a vegetarian. I am, sad to say, an omnivore. I’ve tried to wean myself off meat onto an all potato chip diet, to the lasting despair of my girth and to no real effect. I’m addicted, and animal like…… Continue reading Random Acts of Cleanness